Smoke Demotivational Poster
REDNECK FIRE ALARM - Sometimes its easier to spot than others
SMOKEY AND THE BANDIT - Now, you want me to drive to Texarkana, pick up 400 cases of Coors and come back in 28 hours? No problem
HOOKAH - For the serious smoker
DIGNITY - Check.
SMOKEY THE BEAR - Only you can help me hide the bodies ...
HEALTHY LIVING -
REALLY GOOD REDNECK PARENTS -
SMOKING CRACK - Will make you go ape shit crazy!
U.S. ARMY - Turning Unicorns into Warcorns since Christ was a Corporal
HIDDEN VICES... -
CIGARETTES - For the suicidal procrastinator.
SMOKEY THE BEAR - Every time his wife gets hot he puts her out with a shovel..
SMOKE ANGELS - Courtesy of the US Air Force.
GOD - If he had intended man to smoke. He would have set him on fire.
RIP JAMES ARNESS - 1923 - 2011
THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SPEAKING... - We would like to welcome you aboard this A380 flight.., You may have noticed smoke coming from one of the engines.., But it is all OK as we have '11' more...
CATNIP QUANDRY -
MARIJUANA - It's Harmless Really Unless You Fashion It Into A Club and Beat Somebody Over The Head With It
WE HAVE ENOUGH YOUTH -
BURNOUT KING - Smoke it up
THANKS DUDE - This sure beats chasing sticks !
I Still Lie -
MY NEIGHBORHOOD GUN DEALER - Wood Burner Stove
BAD JOKE -
QUITTING SMOKING -
MOTIFAKING - It is some serious business and a fire hazard
THE DOCTOR'S CHOICE IS AMERICA'S CHOICE? - I think I'll get a second opinion.
PAPAL CONTROLS -
Bad Habits -
HOOKAH - Because it looks like were smoking tobacco
ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT... - Gonorrhea, cuz that shit's everywhere. Why do you think they call him smokey?
SMOKE - the smoke its getting me
THE SMOKE MONSTER - He'll NOM-NOM-NOM you into an alternate dimension. No, like, seriously. He will.
MY MUM ALWAYS SAID TO ME - ‘Why would you want to be friends with that group of people,they’re nothing but worthless excuses for human beings'. And I would always reply, 'if they’re worthless and they reject me, what does that make me?’
CIGARETTES - As a kid, we all wanted a pet monkey. Well, now you have one you can wear on your back and you can carry it almost anywhere. Yeah, you're moving up in the world, baby!
BURNING MAN -
UNLEADED GAS - Still working on it
SMOKEM IF YOU GOT-EM - Now Where Was I.
SALMON VODKA -
GOLF - A gentlemen's sport
420 GIRLS -
BEFORE IRON MAN - There was Iron Lung.
NICOTINE ADDICTION - It Can Lead To Homelessness
SMOKE RINGS - Here we see Olympic Smoke Ring sensation Yukio Takanawa with his winning tribute to Athletic Smoking
THE CABLE IS OUT - Gonna have to get satellite
CIGARETTES - Really would be cooler if they had gangster faces.
Déjà vu -
nonsensical nonsense #3 -
mopar wagon -
Government Shutdown -
Dinner Time -
MEDIA INFLUENCE - Don't stop believing
FIRST IMPRESSIONS -
GOOD NEWS -
CASUAL ATTIRE -
SOONER OR LATER... - ...it gonna kill you You better quit smokin´
SERIOUSLY? - At over $5.00 a pack, who smokes "shorts" these days?
PERSISTANCE - Down, but not out !
QUIT SMOKING? - I'll smoke to that...anybody gotta light?
CIGARETTES - Take some of mine. You'll probably ask anyway.
SMOKEHEAD JOE WAS A VERY NICE FELLOW, - but he never quite figured out why he couldn't get a single date.
PHOTO FINISH - Sure, your guy won. But they still won't pay out for....ohhhhh about 30 more minutes by the looks of it!
SMOKEY BEAR IN SPACE - Only YOU can prevent moon fires
300 mile hair club -
SMOKE DETECTORS - Check your batteries B4 Your batteries check you!
CULINARY SKILL -
Monday, Monday. -
California Wildfire Season -
The Watched Pot, Never Boils. -